Sunday, September 20, 2009

Orkut Knows...!!!!!

Do you have a count of how many times you would have keyed in ur email id and password into the orkut login screen..........dont lie ...u must have lost the count....as i have....(n for those..of u who are..not on orkut...take my words...u are in the list of sinners........!!!!!!!!!!




Have we ever paused on a scrap.....a photo....or a friend request......to strain our neurons .....why we are so addicted to these social networking sites........??i dont knw about u but......i knw a bunch of ppl.(including me..)....who are ready to sacrifice their dinners ..just for being there.....ONLINE!!!!!!!




all of us must have heard of one addiction or the other....(kudos to those of who have tried.....it in some form...)...The reason for any addiction...is the sole intension of getting pain or pleasure.....




So the ques is.....how does orkut...satiate ur needs....to an extent to b called an addiction.....


There are many things..(read features)in orkut...which directly stem from the very basic human behaviour patterns....


All the features in some way or the other....can vicariously make u feel the way u wanna feel..


i mean.....things.....which u like doin in real..life..those small things..and talks which make u feel happy and contended....


Lets....start...from the very basic idea of scrapping...comes out from the very basic human desire to talk......(can be a dialogue.......or a group talk...)...now..if u have keenly observed ..ther is this new feature...a small tab..in each scrap...which says "view this conversation"...which is to help u if u scrapped somebody..and forgot the context when u log in after a week or so.........


so..u keep on forgettting...and we'll remind u..........dont u think..thats making u weak(so what....all addictions make u weak..).......but it makes u feel gud...rt..


The whole thing..is like a virtual....outing...with all..the friends.........all.the pics..all the videos......nd wht not...

Now...lets concentrate.......on the updates...about..who does..what....who has added new pics..who has received new testimonials.....who has updated his /her status.....

This reminds of a whole bunch of friends sittin in a room at 3 in the night...gossipin about..about the whole....group...who did..what.....

In this busy world ..nobody has time..to actually.....do those..things in person....(but most of us long for these moments...)...so when this longing...is met...or rather fulfilled..on orkut transcending....geographical boundaries......with almost nothing to spend....the joy gets multiplied and takes the shape of an addiction.....which u ar enot ready to give up.....!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Are you confused??Think and answer…. If your answer is affirmative ,may be you are one of those who would like to continue reading, I don’t say that the naysayers will not read it..but they will soon…lose ..out in reading this…cribbing and oblizing blogger’s generations with various adjectives…of course creative ones…!!!

An old proverb says...either stand in the sun ,or stand in the rain..dont stand in the shade!!!

Contextualizing the funda….into the realms of confusion….what we can interpret is that ..u either be thoroughly confused…or insanely organized…no..point being a little confused and a bit organized…and when I talk of confusion and organization it spans …almost all spheres …of lyf…relationships, friendships, work, studies and anything and everything under the sun…

All said (Jat the risk of being called an imbecile jerk…a redundant use…to emphasize..J),you must be thinking that what is the point of this whole….finger exercise…( I mean…typing…no PUN intended…J)!!!

On a serious note…why I just started talking about confusion….I see around …I find a lot of motivated souls..throughly confused…(including me….)all pumped up from inside determined to do “something” …but not able to find that ‘something’ ….all those madly organized ppl…will call..them confused…but those are the ones…who do something that did not existed previously….. unlike…the organized ones..who are busy …and happy following …paths predefined by others….)…

Now…what solution will u give to these motivated-but –confused entities…..

For the smart ones..this one liner is good enough…

“Its not essential to know who Sharon Stone is, its better to know who you are…..

And for those who are a little less wet on their wetware….no advice...as no confused souls fall into that category..!!!(snobbish I Know….!!)



After reading this….dont u …think….the blogger…surpasses all…barriers…of being confused…??